Unisex Hoodie

My mom and I have this phrase we always say, in a most ironic sarcastic flavor imaginable. When I'm so stressed to the point I want to rip the skin off of my face (as most anxiety ridden mothers do), we will chant "Too Blessed To Stress!" as if the Divine will come down and instantly remove all the woes we face. So far it hasn't happened, but I take great joy in sharing my cynically morbid sense of humor with my birth giver. <3

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!